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I've borked probably a dozen installs in my first several months using Linux. Since I have such little to offer by way of technical expertise, I humbly present to you a sample of quotes instead. These are indicative of the daily phone conversations I have w/ my best friend...a gifted, Network Security Engineer at Sony HQ, Japan. Enjoy:

""Dude. I am literally this system's A-D-M-I-N. Why WOULDN'T I use 'sudo' in every command?""

""No, no...relax. I'm 100% certain that I can remove this 'SystemD' app. Dude...it's just Linux's version of 'Cortana'. It is optional. Besides, I read in the Youtube comments section that it spies on you or something. I'm deleting it.""

""I've been running Linux MINT for almost six months. Preeeetty sure that I can indeed install Malwarebytes using Wine. Wine is an expert-level tool, bro. All the Linux pros use it.""

""You're right, I do NOT know what the resolution of a VGA monitor is. Who does? What I DO know is, the guy who runs the Official MadVR PPA sent me some special decodecs that run all the Chronic Jobs automatically. So the joke's on you this time. I've been watching crystal-clear 4K VGA for 3 days already, smart guy.""

""This is DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT, bro. Those servers you work with? They don't even have screens. How basic is that? Pfffft.""
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