Arr! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, mateys!

[KGIII]

It's also now after 5:00...

So, methinks I'll sip some rum - but I'm going to wait until after dinner.

 

[JasKinasis]

Just another normal day for me then?! I live in the south-west of the UK, where we all sound like pirates! Ha ha!!

 

[bob466]

The only Pirate I know is the Pirate Bay...Arrr

 

[KGIII]

You're late. It's no longer International Talk Like A Pirate Day. For more information, a search engine will be most beneficial.

It's surprisingly well celebrated.

 

[VP9KS]

Just another normal day for me then?! I live in the south-west of the UK, where we all sound like pirates! Ha ha!!

Arrr! Don`t touch me bird!

 

[Stellaris]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePaaaaaaants!
Ah, ha ha, hahahahahahahahaha!