I'm Thinking About Upgrading the Hardware of My Lenovo X200 Laptop/Tablet

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Let me guess, most of your friends are Chinese?

ROFL, sorry, I had to take it, that line was begging me to take it. XD
Seriously, relax. I wasn't accusing you of anything. I love Chinese, too, I regularly eat Chinese (see, context). Oh, :sigh: this world is so friggin' over sensitive, context is soooooo forgotten. Everyone is so fcking scared someone is pointing the discrimination card at them.

Anyhoo, dude, you totes misunderstood me. I meant "anti-Chinese" market/products. Don't be so paranoid/scared someone thinks you're the R-word, and if they do, fck them, don't let sensitiveness and politics rule you. It's their problem if they missed nuance. :double sigh: It's so sad we gotta be so mindful of our language. I'm the last person I know IRL that when asked about how my choice of words may "trigger" (offend) people, I say IDGAF.

I think we owe an explanation...
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Kay, redacting 1 line as it may be considered offensive. The rest has zero politics (less than half the other stuff in some threads lately)
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When I asked why ya don't like Chinese,
[I redacted this line, just to appease]
I meant it all in pure contexts,
Specific to the thread's tech subjects,
Now if I meant you were a racist, I'd just have said:
"Boy, you hate Chinamen, what's wrong in your head?"

Now I ain't prepared to watch what I say,
I don't give a fck about this age and day,
Them sensitives can stick it where the sun don't shine,
Coz censoring speech is where I'm drawin' the line!

Gotta problem with me? Well I got 2:
One's not me, and the others are you
Think my insensitiveness is a curse?
Well society's hypocrisy 10x worse!

Apologist, sensitive, politically correct,
All that shit just worsens the effect...
Of division and all human bonds which break,
Which are built on pretext and feelings that're fake.

We are what we are, worm food in the end,
It don't matter if your black, white, or even a blend,
And to all the very sensitive people out there,
I promise you this: the maggots don't care,
No matter your demographic, when you dead, you're done,
Destiny's something that no one can out run!

So don't be afraid to say what's true,
And don't cower in fear, for just being you,
Don't fear wrong context to a panicked state,
Don't say you "love" <3 those who people say you hate.

I'd choose right over popular any fcking day,
But you're free to disagree, in your unique way,
I can't force you to be right through agreeing with me,
But I'll pray your eyes open one day so you can see...

W E
L I V E
I N
A
S O C I A L
M A T R I X

And I'm a hypocrite for my disclaimer, too,
But at least I'm admitting it, what about you!

:mic drop:

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I'll admit I overreacted at first
 


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Lol, s'okay, everyone is walking on eggshells these days. World's gone mad. Wanna know my secret to not going insane? I already am (of course that & the satire could be a cover for low self image issues... but it's prolly just that I'm batshit insane).
 
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Lol, s'okay, everyone is walking on eggshells these days. World's gone mad. Wanna know my secret to not going insane? I already am (of course that & the satire could be a cover for low self image issues... but it's prolly just that I'm batshit insane).

I'm surprised you're not Heath Ledger's Joker. WHY... SO... SERIOUS?????
 

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Actually that was Mark Hamil's Joker, lol. Kudos for catching the basic character nonetheless.
 
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