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Well, lekkerlinux, it's quite easy if you were bulgarian but even if you are not - being bitten by a sheep makes you become a sheep. And the sheep is very stupid animal. Easy, right?

Yes, but I feel sorry for the sheep! They get a "dear in the headlights look" when you talk about anything else than Windows. They have to call in some techguy when their Windows act up and caught up cash.
 


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Ha ha, brilliant film. At least as far as low-budget horror/splatter/comedy films go!
This is the only low budget movie I would watch again and again. ;)
 

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Dracula was from Transelvania, which is in Romania.
What does that have anything to do with the joke?

"Ubuntu" is an old African saying that means "I'm too stupid to configure Debian"
Derivatives are another way of saying "I'm too stupid to use and configure Arch".
 

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"Ubuntu" is an old African saying that means "I'm too stupid to configure Debian"

Not exactly.

It means I'm to stupid to install Debian and I don't have to bother learning because of Mark Shuttleworth and his company saved me from Microsoft.

That's what Ubuntu means.
 

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That's looks more like build your own Arch.
No. Building your own Arch - whether from scratch or not - would be assembling NX-01 piece by piece, age by age.

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No. Building your own Arch - whether from scratch or not - would be assembling NX-01 piece by piece, age by age.

nx01.jpg

It is absolutely beautiful! Wish I can have one of those one day.

Where do I start? Trying it out in virtual box?
 

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Haven't been on in a while hope all is well!
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