I'm feeling nostalgic ..
Spent an evening with this guy [between sets] in the dressing room at the Woodvill halls, Gravesend, Kent.. Harmonising and drinking single malt scotch, and just chatting, A great singer, and a very personable man,
I was just over at Members Intros, reading David G's revelation that he can't jump, which prompted me to look up and link Van Halen's "Might as Well Jump", then came over here, and blow me down, find Tobey posts the above.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump - except for me.
With some care, I can jog a little. That technically has both feet off the ground at the same time (otherwise it's speed walking). I just have to be really careful with my gait and it needs to be a very consistent surface.