Today's article is purely for fun. You will learn almost nothing of value!

KGIII

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I do mention the pipe, which is awesome, but it's otherwise devoid of useful content and purely for entertainment purposes!


Feedback is pretty awesome.
 


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I ended up laughing !!

I also learned quite a bit !
 

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I might have to write a new and improve bash insulter.
Here are some ideas for improvement.
  • Insults you by name.
  • Insults you based on the error you made.
  • Reports your email to RBLs if you typo whatever cli mail command you use.
  • Use ASCII color codes to make it's insults more vibrant to look at.
  • Questions the sanity of using the command you attempted to use incorrectly.
  • Insults your hacky piss poor Ninja Command Line skills
  • Suggests you should just move to MacOS where it will do everything for you.
  • Randomly closes tabs in your browser without you knowing.
  • Randomly creates links on your desktop to dangerous commands to see if you will click on them.
  • Create README.txt in every directory on your system that only contains a md5sum hash of all files in that directory.
  • Emails your browser history to you so you know where you've been on the Internet.
I will take requests for other new features.
 
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