Why did the hard drive sound so impressive?

[Rob]

Because its storage was speaking volumes

 

[KGIII]

That was bad and you should feel bad...

Or you should feel proud of yourself for such a groaner! Hmm... We do not have a 'dad jokes' thread.

 

[MattWinter]

In hockey there is a penalty box where players go to 'feel shame' for a couple minutes.
Sometimes I wish life were more like hockey

 

[KGIII]

My favorite 'dad joke'...

What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
We're too young, we cantaloupe.

 

[Terminal Velocity]

There was two submarines on a tree playing checkers. At some point a tank passing right under,

and what it said to them? let's go for a hair cut

OK I'm out

 

[Condobloke]

We need a groan button....seriously....we do !

 

[Condobloke]

I am outraged that vandals have damaged our local bridge.
I Can’t get over it.

 

[Condobloke]

I read a book about how not to fall down stairs. It's a step by step guide.

 

[sphen]

Q: Which animal jumps higher than a house?
A: All of them. Houses can't jump.

 

[Brickwizard]

When I got my first computer, my family said study hard, and you can become anyone you want..
I am now a prisoner , They didn't tell me identity theft was illegal

 

[sphen]

I recently saw this elsewhere, and thought it would be appropriate to share in this thread. I do not know the original source:

"I saw a Linux user amusing himself. He kept switching between viewing text file contents in the terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it ... It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse."

 

[Condobloke]

The only thing I take seriously about newspapers these days is fish and chips, and even that I take with a pinch of salt.

 

[bob466]

Why did the cook spend 3 weeks in Hospital ?

Because the instructions on the can said...stand in boiling water for 10 minutes.