Windows and Mac (Green Eggs and Ham Parody)

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I am John
I am Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist
That Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist
That Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist!
I do not like that Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist!

Do you like Windows and Mac?
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist
I do not like Windows and Mac

Would you like them here or there?
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

Would you like them on your phone?
Would you like them in your home?
I would not like them on my phone
I would not like them in my home
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

Would you like them in a building?
Would you like to use them to watch movies that are thrilling?
Not in a building
Not to watch movies that are thrilling
Not on my phone
Not in my home
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

Would you? Could you?
Like them in your car?
Try them! Try them!
Here they are!

I would not, I could not
Like them in my car

You may like them
I can bet on it
Would you like to use them
When creating a line of credit?

I would not, I could not
Like to use them when creating a line of credit
I would not like them in my car!
Not even for a second!
Not in a building
Not to watch movies that are thrilling
Not on my phone
Not in my home
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

The NSA! The NSA!
The NSA! The NSA!
Could you, would you?
Like them being used by the NSA?

I would not like them being used by the NSA!
I would not like to use them when creating a line of credit!
I would not like them in my car, Jack! I’m not some ignorant peasant!
I could not, would not like them in a building
I could not, would not like to use them to watch movies that are thrilling
I would not like them on my phone
I would not like them in my home
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

Say!
In a store?
Here in a store!
Would you, could you, like to use them in a store?

I could not, I would not
Like to use them in a store

Could you, would you, like them to eavesdrop on everything you say?
I could not, would not like them to eavesdrop on everything I say

I would not like them in a store
I would not like them being used by the NSA
I would not like them in my car
I would not like to use them when creating a line of credit
I do not like them, Jack! Even when I’m accessing Reddit!
I would not like them in a building
I would not like to use them to watch movies that are thrilling
I would not like them on my phone
I would not like them in my home
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

You do not like Windows and Mac?
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist

Could you, would you
Like them being used in a game console?

I could not, I would not
Like them being used in a game console

Could you, would you
Like them being used with a dongle?

I could not, I would not
Like them being used with a dongle

I could not, I would not
Like them being used with a dongle
I could not, I would not
Like them being used in a game console
I do not like them eavesdropping on everything I say
I do not like them being used by the NSA
Not in store!
Not when creating a line of credit!
Not in my car!
Quit asking me! I’ve had it!
I would not like them in a building
I would not like to use them to watch movies that are thrilling
I would not like them on my phone
I would not like them in my home
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like Windows and Mac!
I do not like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist!

You do not like them
So you say
I’m going to take away your brain
And that will make proprietary software finally seem “sane”

*Jack takes away John’s brain, and he becomes a proprietary software user*

Say!
I do like Windows and Mac!
I do! I like them,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist!
And I would like them being used with a dongle!
And I would like them being used in a game console!
And I would like them to eavesdrop on everything I say
And I would like them being used in a store
And by the NSA
And in my car
And when creating a line of credit
In regards to my freedom,
I can forget about it!

So I will like them in a building
I will like to use them to watch movies that are thrilling
I will like them on my phone
I will like them in my home
I will like them here and there
I will like them anywhere!
I do so like
Windows and Mac!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Jack, the Proprietary Software Activist!

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