welp i got the caddy with me now im going to try later on and see if this method works or not
LOL I *really* hope this works for you. Man, you've been at this for a while.
Let nobody say that you lack tenacity.
I'd have thrown it right into the mother[redacted] fire a long time ago. I'd have danced around its carcinogenic off-gasses and flames until there was naught left but embers.