Since my days in university (written that way to help those who don't live in the US), I was pretty poor. You'd be amazed what I can do with ramen!
Anyhow, the language doesn't fit - but it's the perfect meal for a college student. It's especially useful when you want to impress a chick long enough to get her to spend the night (if you know what I mean).
It's also very quick and easy to make - but you do need to pay attention while cooking.
My recipe follows:
Chicken Sh!t
Ingredients:
Egg noodles.
Boneless chicken breast.
*ZESTY* Italian salad dressing.
Butter.
Tools needed:
Pot large enough to cook many egg noodles.
Large frying pan WITH a cover.
Knife.
Fork.
Start water for egg noodles.
Chop chicken breast into bite-size chunks. Aim for some consistency.
While water boils, put chicken breast in the frying pan. Fill frying pan to the point where you're covering all the noodles. Cover and cook on medium heat.
Add egg noodles to the water.
Using the fork, be sure to flip and rotate the chicken.
Pay very close attention to the temperature in the pan. Otherwise, the concoction will boil over and make a fricken' mess on the stove.
Take noodles off and drain them when they're thoroughly cooked to taste.
Add butter (and salt, pepper, minced garlic, whatever) to the noodles to taste.
By now, the chicken should be white and cooked thoroughly. You can tell because the edges will show signs of cracking, but split a few pieces apart to ensure that the chicken is cooked all the way through.
Serve the chicken over the noodles. Spread some of the left over juices atop the chicken and noodles.
The chicken should pretty much melt in your mouth.
I just kinda stumbled on this recipe as a poor college student. Lacking a better name, I call it "Chicken Sh!t". For years and years, I've fed people Chicken Sh!t - and they have liked it enough to come back for more.
Mix it up a bit, if you want. Toss some extra garlic in there. Toss in some basil. Use a different type of pasta. Mix in dried/ground Parmesan cheese during the chicken cooking phase.
But, key points...
It's quick, it's easy, and it's cheap.
It will also help you get nookie, in my experience. People like it when others cook for them - and cook something different but delicious. This? This is fricken' delicious!
So, go make yourselves some Chicken Sh!t. Unless you're a mutant, I promise you'll like it.