BigBadBeef

To anyone who's curious, my new years resolution is 1440p!

I don't know what the difference between ignorance and apathy is, and I don't care!

Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers, and it's their mum saying "I have a computer question."

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?
One answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.”

Can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Think it's time for a new keyboard.

I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet.

I paid attention enough in history classes to know modern society didn't event emojis. They were just under a different name: HIEROGLYPHICS

When life gives you melons, make melonade!

Turns out that being an uncle in relation to being a father is not so bad - you get roughly 60% of the benefits and 0% of the downsides!

I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

On my old job, nobody liked our previous foreman because he was too bossy; so one day we took him with us to a bar. It wasn't long before he started ordering everyone a round!

I would like to thank a user, whom has asked to remain anonymous, for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot!

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Should I lay off the milk?